The grass... it's red!

I'm a bad, bad girl (Author... Authirl?)

So I'm a bad, bad girl. I'll be direct and honest and say I have no new publications for you. A few short stories are in the pipeline, but nothing publishable.

I have an Excuse!

I know, excuses are like assholes... but I love sexy, ready assholes so maybe, metaphorically, we can learn to love sexy, ready excuses?

So I went and did this thing to myself (and you, by proxy) called going back to college. This form of self-trepidation began last year in August. I'm working toward my Bachelors in Business Administration. Majoring in Marketing and Advertising. Minoring in Entrepreneurship and Writing.

Why?

Because I want to become a Smut Goddess! Of course! Duh!

No. Seriously.

I have hopes, dreams, plans (mad, serious plans) for my future as an Erotica author. It's a passionate endeavor I've undertaken. I love every drippy, sultry, pouty-pussy-lipped moment of this amazing writing gig and I would like to do far more with my randy-finger prowess!

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So why is the grass red, Damnit! WHY!

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